[Spoiler] Harry Potter Dies In The Next Book

J.K. Rowling jumped off the eiffel tower earlier today whilst throwing out two dollar bills with the words, “Harry Potter will die in my upcoming book,” written upon them. She dead shortly thereafter when she collided with the pavement below. Luckily she was filled to the brim with Harry Potter books and everyone got one. Ron is actually Hermione.

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